TURN THE OTHER CHIC
Oh, my darlings, you know I always say that every moment is a chance to shine and feel flawless, confident, and utterly unstoppable! But today, we're diving into a truly fascinating (and perhaps a little naughty!) topic: the infamous fashion faux pas! Is there even such a thing, my beauties? Or is it simply a matter of personal taste and that dazzling confidence?
I confess, growing up in Devon, I 100% committed multiple fashion offences! In fact, I would go so far as to say that in your teen years, it's a glorious right of passage, isn't it? I've sported pink fake Burberry, dared to wear string vests, and even rocked jeans with handprints sewn onto the derriere. Oh, I am not perfect, darlings, but every step was a learning curve on the path to ultimate glamour!
In my research for this very blog, I found many of these so-called "mistakes" to avoid: un-ironed clothes, underwear on show, and ill-fitting garments. And while I do tend to agree with these, I must admit, I do struggle with those pesky bra straps, so I am clearly committing a crime by these very standards! Oh dear!
But I want to go deeper, my loves. What I'm really asking is, what gives you the fashion 'ick'? That little shiver down your spine when you see something that just doesn't quite sparkle? Here are a few of mine...
My Little 'Icks,' Darling! (All in Good Fun, Of Course!)
Dry Robes (Beyond the Water's Edge!): My darlings, dry robes are for our fabulous friends who brave the waves, or – at an absolute stretch – for those muddy dog walks! They are NOT ACCEPTABLE in school playgrounds, for a chic lunch, a glamorous shopping spree, or certainly not at a serene spa! Keep that cozy comfort for its intended, watery purpose!
Grown Men in Children's T-Shirts (Oh, the Horror!): I am utterly spoilt, my beauties, because I have a very stylish husband, but honestly, seeing grown men sporting SpongeBob on their T-shirts truly upsets me! Keep those playful characters for your socks, darling. Let's elevate our everyday style!
Worn-Out or See-Through Leggings: A Definite NO, NO! My darlings, this is a non-negotiable! We simply do not want to see your knickers! Invest in quality, opaque leggings that make you feel secure and sensational. It's about feeling flawless, not exposed!
Slogan T-Shirts That Make You Cringe (Like 'I'm Not Special, I'm Limited Edition'): Why, my loves? Just… why? There are no exceptional circumstances for grown adults to be making these cringe-worthy statements. You're not limited edition, Susan, you're a brilliant, unique individual who deserves to wear something that truly reflects your inner sparkle, not a cheesy slogan! Sit down, darling.
Now, I know I sound ever so judgmental, but this is all tongue-in-cheek, my beauties! Honestly, I just find the above a little... offensive to the eye.
Other items that divide people are Crocs (I just sold mine on Vinted, darling!), Ugg boots (also found a new home on Vinted!), and wearing your PJ's outside (I am firmly on the big 'no-no' side of the fence on this one!).
The Golden Rule: Dress for Joy, Darling!
I've recently discovered the pure joys of Dopamine Dressing, thanks to some fabulous individuals and countless inspiring Instagram accounts. And I truly believe this should be the golden rule for dressing overall: does it make you feel good and happy?!
A few other points that simply must be mentioned: don't save your beautiful clothes for "best," darling! Wear what makes you feel good, every single day. And always, always change your underwear! It's the invisible foundation of confidence!
Go forth, my beauties, and dress for pure, unadulterated joy!